Any kpop lover would know who Leeteuk (Park Jung Soo) is. If you don’t, shame on you! (just kidding!) But still, he’s one of the more well-known leader in kpop because of his active involvement in all parts of the entertainment industry except acting of course. He hosts, DJs, and frequently appears on various variety shows other than performing as Super Junior. either he has awesome multi-tasking abilities or SM ent is trying to suck as much money out of him as possible. lmao.
He calls himself an Angel without Wings and has other nicknames such as Gaeteuk, Special Leader (‘teuk ‘ means special in Korean, Peter Pan, Ori (aka Duck)
since I’m such a fan of Suju (no surprise here!), but never got to meet them in person once, I’ve decided to write a letter to Leeteuk to give him some advice..
Dear “Teukie Teukie” Leeteuk-sshi,
It isn’t easy being a leader of the largest boyband in the world, right? It must have been hard on you. It doesn’t help that the other 12 members act like kids at times, your role in the group’s akin to a mother of 12.
Umma Teuk. There might be a 1-5 year age gap between you and the members but you seem to blend in with them, and sometimes you’re called the “invisible leader”
You’re never very demanding, and is very gentle in your approach to Suju. You care alot about their welfare..
It’s heartwarming seeing you give your children a goodnight kiss before bed.
However, what shocked me was your weird way of waking them up — water spraying by mouth and DUCT TAPE!! omo, it might work on the rest, but I think you’ve incurred the wrath of the boarish and stubborn one, Kangin. Your other children have to suffer because you told them to do the same thing to him as well.. tsktsk
I cannot stress how important parenting skills are, it’s definitely not wise when you let the eldest child kick you in the ass. OUCH!
and then having him reveal your darkest secrets on radio programmes
I know you’re probably scared of his wild moodswings at time, but you need to assert your authority here! don’t get too soft hearted! see, even Donghae’s bullying you!
I understand that you’re a highly emotional person as well, but I guess your kids get embarrassed when you pour buckets of tears whenever Suju wins an award. it’s pretty obvious Heechul wants you to stop it and get a grip on yourself.
still, I’m pretty impressed that you manage to go through with the Thank You speeches while you’re sniffling away. but of course there are times when it’s okay to cry, I would too if thousands of fans wanted to marry me.
or when Donghae talked about his father..
I’ve hardly seen you pissed but what happened during SuKira? Did the boys buy a new cellphone without your permission?
and Leeteuk, please stop hanging around Boom too much because your antics are getting crazier, especially around him..
oh yah, your poor fashion sense appalls me..what were you thinking? a purple body suit?
and you’re living in the 21st century, so ditch the 80’s or 90’s hair!!
Oh, another thing.. a leader should be brave but it seems like you get scared out of your wits pretty easily huh?
plus you srsly need to work out, you’re too scrawny..
your sense of balance is EXTREMELY poor too..
oh, you really should be setting a good example. we should never talk with our mouths full!
Furthermore, recently you seem to be following in GDragon’s footsteps and have fallen into the emo trend. Your cyworld entries have been so depressing.
please stop it! I understand that being an entertainer is hard work, and it’s taking a toll on you..but look on the bright side always and SMILE! your laughter can be recognized easily, because it’s probably the most unique one I’ve heard in my entire life..
Alas…
despite all this, I suppose you seem to know what you’re doing. and I guess it has been working for the past 3 years. You know that your hard work has paid off when even Paris Hilton approves of SuJu.
xoxo,
Jaslyn a.k. Kimchilicious
